Aaj ka menu.

Aaj ka menu.. pyar ki roti care ki sabji Affection ka raita Faith ka salad Trust ka pulao & Love ki sweet dish only for special love u..

Jan, 23 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1834 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Some one says

Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers

chori chori ye

chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.

Kahi andhera kahi

Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!

Awaz mein mithas

Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)

Jub dekha unhon

Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.

Phool gulab ka

Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya

Kabi Shikayt na

Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .

Khuda kare in

Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

Apni DOSTI ko

Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.

Hum guzre un

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, unhon ne phenka hum pe phool, lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

Aap hamare dil

Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......

Hame to bidi

Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.

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