Zalim Palat Kar

Zalim Palat Kar
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
  

Jan, 23 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     2716 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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TUM Na Milo Koi GUM Nahi... Bus Baat Karo, Ye Milne Se Kam Nahi... Dosti Mein Dhoka De Jaye Wo HUM Nahi... Aur Hamari Dosti "BUNTY aur BABLI" Se KAM Nahi..
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Woh bole-agar hamare Jutey kho gaye to ghar kaise Jayenge humne kaha- Janab aap shayri to shuru kijiye, Itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge..
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Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de…
Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.