Zalim Palat Kar

Zalim Palat Kar
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
  

Jan, 23 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     2738 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
Vo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi Neend, Uski Meethi Aawaz Me Hi Raat Beet Jati Hai, Isliye YARO... Ye RISK Na UTHAO... KACHHUA Jalao MACHHAR Bhagao.
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
Subha saam aapki yaad aati hai, raat din satati hai, karne ko to karle phon aapko par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo bar bar balence low batati hai.
Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.
KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......
Apki ek muskurhat ne hamare hosh uda diye.Apki ek muskurhat ne hamare hosh uda diye.Hum hosh me aane hi wale the. ki aap fir se Muskra diye
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi,Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi,Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki,Dinosaur Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
AAPKI YAAD ME MAINE KALAM UTHAAI, LIYA KAGAAZ AUR AAPKI TASVEER BANAYAI, SOCHA THA DIL SE LAGA KE RAKHU US TASVIR KO, PAR WO TO BACCHO KO DARAANE KO KAAM AAYI.