Mulk ki bhi ek

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Jan, 23 2012 141 chars (1 sms) 1327 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Shayad mere pyar

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Tum door sahi,

Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!

Jab i ne U

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya

Aj khuda ki shararat

Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....

Na Dil Ki Baazi,

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda Agar De Dete Who Hame Waqt Thoda Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR"WATER" ya SODA

Main gaya uski

Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo

Pike raat ko

Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.

Tuje pane k liye

Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.

Arz hai-Dil k

Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sako

Zindagi behaal hai,

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

Apki yadoko ansu

Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.

Bekar he wo

Bekar he wo log jo ladkiyo ko miSS karte he!!MiSS karna hi he to MACCHAROko karo,Jo apni jan p khel kr b apko kiSS karte hai.

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