Na 'Sachhai' badi

Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

Jan, 23 2012 146 chars (1 sms) 984 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jise koyal samjhe,

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Ye CHAND bhi

Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!

Tuje pane k liye

Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.

chori chori ye

chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.

Likho to paigam

Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....

Safar lamba hai,

Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.

Phoolon ko phool

Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai

Tute hue khandar

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.

Har khushi ko

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…

Hum itne SWEET

Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye

Tute hue dil

Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai

Baharo phool

Baharo phool barsaomera"DOST"aya hai.Hoto pe muskan,gali me mehak laya he.Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aj"LUX" se nahaya hai.

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