mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye

Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.

1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!

humne dil k sath ek'toss'kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit'cross' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms'pass'kiya....

Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!

Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi

kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte, woh karthe hai lekin log unpe shakh nahin karthe

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hain,laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hain,hum to sms bhejte rehte he par,aaj kal aapka sms mushkil se milt hai Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai fir b nazar aa rahe ho.. Na jane kyu aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho

jab jab ghire badal teri yad aai jab jhum ke barsa sawan teri yad aai jab jab mai bhinga barish me teri har pal yad aai. ab or raha nahi jata chatri lauta de bhai

Dil todne walo ko saja Q nai milti har kisiko pyar krne ki dua Q nai milti, log kehte he ki ishq 1 bimari hai,to fir MEDICAL per iski dawa Q nai milti?

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!