Humne jab bhi

Humne jab bhi
Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
  

Jan, 23 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1181 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Asmaan pe jitne sitare ha iAnkho mai jitne ishare hai(wah wah)Samandar ke jitne kinare hai Utne hi screw dhele tumhare hai(ab bolo wah wah)
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...
Arz Kiya hai : Inki gaaliyon ke chakkar kaat kat kar kutte hamare yaar ho gaye Wo to hamare ho na sake hum kutto ke SARDAAR ho gaye.
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya Ja k nadi me kood gaya. Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge ek ghar me do do nahi rahenge
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.
MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA, ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA, POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB, AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...