Arz kiya hai Bus

Arz kiya hai Bus
Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     14244 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,bandar english me hindi padh rahe hai,kya educational zamana hai.
Is dil ki hai ek"Condition" jisme nahi kisi ko"Permission"sirf aap jaise dost ko hai"Admission" vo bhi bina "Donation" just maintain good "Relation".
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...
Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete, Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete, kambkat marti nai hai hampe koi, varna MUMBAI' main bhi TAJ MAHAL' bana dete..!
Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.
Kyu har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho har naye din humara dil dukhate ho ye bat sunkar humari rooh tak kaanp gai. K aap bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.
MERA DIL, JIGAR KIDNEY LEVER HO TUM, WAQT BEWAQT AAYE WOFEVER HO TUM, DOOBKAR JISME KHO JAAU WO RIVER HO TUM, JEEVAN ME AB TO FOREVER HO TUM.