kabhi kehte the

kabhi kehte the
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
  

Jan, 23 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1484 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
Madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,bandar english me hindi padh rahe hai,kya educational zamana hai.
DIN KE UJALE ME REL POWER NE ANDHERA DIKHAYA.PAPA KA SAPNA DONO NE MILKAR MITTI ME MILAYA.7.5LAC CR GAWA KAR LOGO NE SOCHA,KASH YE PAISA LIC ME LAGAYA HOTA
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye