Chandni raat thi,

Chandni raat thi,
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     3237 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
Samundar k kinare baithe hai. . . . Kabhi to lehar aayegi. . . . . . . Kismat badle na badle . . . . . Atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL Jaigee . . .
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho..
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
Subha saam aapki yaad aati hai, raat din satati hai, karne ko to karle phon aapko par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo bar bar balence low batati hai.
Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega
Dil k arman aansuo me beh gaye. Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye. Light chali gai. Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.