TUM Na Milo

TUM Na Milo
TUM Na Milo Koi GUM Nahi... Bus Baat Karo, Ye Milne Se Kam Nahi... Dosti Mein Dhoka De Jaye Wo HUM Nahi... Aur Hamari Dosti "BUNTY aur BABLI" Se KAM Nahi..
  

Jan, 23 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1857 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zada, Samjha Hai Jis Ko Muhabbat Se Zada, Bharosa Hai Jispe Khud Se Zada... Tu Hi To Hai Woh
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya, Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya, Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main, Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..!
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai