AMIRI KE KHAWAB

AMIRI KE KHAWAB
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
  

Jan, 23 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1129 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya Se Magar, Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi...
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Hotho se jo chU liya Ehsaas Aab tak hai Aankhe Nam hai Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai, Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to'HARI Mirchi'hai.
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!
Huzur adab arz he,apko sms bhejna hmara farz he,Qki apka NO. hmari phone buk me darz he,humne apko sms bheja,isliye aap par 10 sms karz he.
Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya, Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise JOKER Se Mila Diya
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Kyu har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho har naye din humara dil dukhate ho ye bat sunkar humari rooh tak kaanp gai. K aap bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.
HUMNE DEKHA HAI SHRE CHAHT MAIN, YEH TAMASHA AZEEB HAI PYAARE, LADKIYA, PHOOL, AUR PATHAR APNA APNA NASIB HAI PYARE.