AMIRI KE KHAWAB

AMIRI KE KHAWAB
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
  

Jan, 23 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1150 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dil ke Aashiyan nahi sajaate, ishq ke nagme nahi gaate... Hamari ek pasand se na toot jaye Hazaron dil, tabhi to hum koi girl friend nahi banaate.
KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata, Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata. Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe, Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.
Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye,Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
Kyun marte ho bewafa sanam k liye,2 Gaz zamin nahi milegi dafan k liye,Marna hai to maro dosti k liye,Hum apni chaddi bhi utaar denge tere kafan Ke liy
Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
Har kadam par hawa ki disha ka dyan rakhna, Muskil samay mai bi dost ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yado ki kushboo jaror aayagi, Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna
Huzur adab arz he,apko sms bhejna hmara farz he,Qki apka NO. hmari phone buk me darz he,humne apko sms bheja,isliye aap par 10 sms karz he.
Hoton se cho liya,Ehsaas ab tak hai,Aankhen nam hai,Aur sanson me Aag ab tak hai,Aur kyon na ho.Khayi bi to 'HARI Mirch'hai.
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.