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Jan, 23 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1070 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.
Madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,bandar english me hindi padh rahe hai,kya educational zamana hai.
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.
Agar aap barsaat ka mazaa chaho to,In aankhon me aake baso,Kyuki barsaat to barso me barasti he,Aur ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai
Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
Is dil mein yaado ke Mele hai..Tum bin hum behad Akele hai.Sab kuch Chod kar tumhe SMS Karte Hai..Dekho Hum Aapko Kitna MISS KARTE HAI.
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.
Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.
Unhe Pyar Karna nahi ata, aur hame Pyar ke sivay Kuch nahi ata... Jine ke sirf ye do raste hai, ek unhe nahi ata aur ek hame nahi ata...