Insurance Wale B

Insurance Wale B
Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate HeInsurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate HeLogo Ki Bibiyo K Paas Beth K Pati K Marne K Faide Samjhate Hai..-
  

Jan, 23 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1137 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda Agar De Dete Who Hame Waqt Thoda Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR"WATER" ya SODA
SMS har pal karu to bewakufi hogi har roz karu to battmiji hogi har baar nahin karu to kanjusi hogi par kabhi kabaar karu to aapko khushi hogi.
MY DIL IS NOT LIKE JASSI, NOR I AM AS SWEET AS LASSI ZINDAGI ME CHAHTA HU ALWAYS FUN AND HANSI DOSTI KI HAI TO NIBHAUNGA, TILL I AM ASSI.
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…
DIL RO RO KAR MAJBOOR HUA, MERA YAAR JABSE MUJHSE DOOR HUA, MERA EK HI TO AAINA THA, WO BHI TUTKAR CHAKNACHOOR HUA.
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain
us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!