Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai
Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1402 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.
Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.
Gam me jine me maza aata hai,gharibo ke ghar bhi khuda aata hai,hum hain jo baarish ki tarah roz sms karte hain,aur ek aap hain jinka sms sarkari nal mein pani ki tarah aata hai
Kabhi hamari yad AYE TO COL KAR LENA PAISE KAM HO TO SMS KAR LENA AGAR YE BHI N KAR SAKO TO MOBILE DAHI ME DALKAR VIBRATER ON KAR.
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya, Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya, Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main, Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Me train k khidki se jhak raha tha tabi woh mere samne ayi,ankonse anken takrai,Dilme hui hulchl,Jan hateli pr ayi Tabhi woh muskurai aur boli CHAI CHAI
Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me,yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane