Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai
Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1383 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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A Real Love Song-:Bazigar O Bazigar,,Tari Mummy ne jaine raji kar,,Ho Tune Dil Mera Toda,,Mene Fevicole se Joda,,Mere Fevicole ka Paisa Vapis Kar,,
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA, ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA, POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB, AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!
Kyun marte ho bewafa sanam k liye,2 Gaz zamin nahi milegi dafan k liye,Marna hai to maro dosti k liye,Hum apni chaddi bhi utaar denge tere kafan Ke liy
Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.
Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho, Coca Cola da Jaam ho, Sir Dard da Baam ho, Saara kuch Theek hai, Bas SMS nahin karde, Es waaste Badnaam ho
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai.
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya, Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya, Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main, Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.