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khali hai botal
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Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     4338 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Pyar yuhi kisi se kiya jata nahi. Pyar kiya hai dard to hoga hi.Is dard ki adat na dalo,kyuki ye dard MOOV se jata NAHI
Love ko life me must hona chahiye Students ko love me interest hona chahiye Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
ZINDAGI KI RAHOON MAY JANAY KISAY KAUN MILA.. KISI KO HUM NA MILAY AUR KOHI HUMEIN NA MILA.
Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.
Woh bole-agar hamare Jutey kho gaye to ghar kaise Jayenge humne kaha- Janab aap shayri to shuru kijiye, Itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge..
Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.