Tum door sahi,

Tum door sahi,
Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!
  

Jan, 23 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     1220 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko
Ek hai asman ka tara , Ek hai sagar ka kinara, Bewafa hai zamana sara, Nasib hai achha hamara, JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..
Subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH- 0 hello... TERI hi ho! meri kyun ho?
Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage. Zaalim sharab Peete hi asar dikhaane lagi. Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yaad aane lagi.
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhiLAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhiWoto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiyeWArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain