Krishna K Kadmo

Krishna K Kadmo
Krishna K Kadmo Pe Kadam Badaye Chalo Ab Murli nahi Hai To Citi Bazaye Chalo Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayenge hi Mgar tab tk Gopiya Pataye Chalo
  

Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     6937 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH- 0 hello... TERI hi ho! meri kyun ho?
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha, lekin baat khas hui nahi, tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha, lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
KYU BAND HO GAI sms KI BAHAR..KYO HO GAI HAMSE AISI TAKRAR..KYO BEGANE HO JATE HAIN YAAR? AGAR DIL MEIN HO PYAR TOH BHEJO SMS MERE YAAR...
Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE
Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...
Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.
Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi he. Ya.. Phir se "CHUNA"laga gaya koi.