Log puchte hai

Log puchte hai
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
  

Jan, 23 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1081 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Unhe Pyar Karna nahi ata, aur hame Pyar ke sivay Kuch nahi ata... Jine ke sirf ye do raste hai, ek unhe nahi ata aur ek hame nahi ata...
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghataonme tum ho Dhoop me tumho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai
Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
Pyar vyar toh ek bahana hai, dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai, yeh style hai sab Ashiko ka, kya kare yaar yeh Dilip Kumar ka nahi Imran Hasmi ka Zamana hai....