Log puchte hai

Log puchte hai
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
  

Jan, 23 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1069 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Apni dosti ki gaddi kuch aise chal padi, jaise KICK marte hi Bike ud padi. Dua hai na lage isme koi BREAK, speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE.
Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.
Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghataonme tum ho Dhoop me tumho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya, Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise JOKER Se Mila Diya
Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain.
Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.
Teri yad m tadap k Mar Jayenge, Mar GayeTo Tera Naam Le jayenge,Rab Ko Rishwat de k Tujhe B bulayenge,or Uper Sath me baith ke kurkure kaienge.
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein…