Log puchte hai

Log puchte hai
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
  

Jan, 23 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1205 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....
khali hai botal phir bhi piye ja raha hoon, zindagi maje se jiye ja raha hoon, sala kisi ka reply nahi aaraha, phir bhi sms kiye ja raha hoo…
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..
kahi andhera to kahi sham hogi,meri har kushi tere nam hogi ,kuch mang ke to dekh humse ,bijli pani ka bil aur karz mein doobi property tere nam hogi
Ye BewAfa tune mera dil jAla kAR raAkh kAr diya he..Premika:Teri kurbAni bekAr nhi jAyegi,Bhej de raAkh BARTAN Dhone ke kAam Ayegi.!
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!
Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye,Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Aur us intzar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya…
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN