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Mulk ki v ek
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
  
Jan, 23 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1202 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aankhe Bhi Meri
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Tuje pane k liye
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Ye baadal ye
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Paani ko b
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Jab i ne U
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Sharrifon me koi
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New punishmnt for
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