Har gali har deewar

Har gali har deewar
Har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai, har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai. Upar likha hai wanted aur niche 50 paise ka inaam hai !
  

Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1311 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.
Samundar k kinare baithe hai. . . . Kabhi to lehar aayegi. . . . . . . Kismat badle na badle . . . . . Atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL Jaigee . . .
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,aapke siwa koi yad aata nahi,hasrat to hai roz aapko dekhu, per"Kambakat" vo"MADARI" aapko roz lata nahi
DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Sitam sehne ki hadd hoti hai, kissi ko sataane ki hadd hoti hai, sms karne ki koshish to kiya karo, yun hi sms pad kar mobile jeb me daalne ki bhi hadd hoti hai
Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,Uske Chumban ko kiss kehte hai,Miss ko Kiss karna mushkil hai isliye,Kissmissh ke bhaav tez rehte hai.
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…