chand par kali

chand par kali
chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chhupao duniya se par akele me tumko apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi
  

Jan, 23 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1287 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......
Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye.. phir tamanna ke phool murjhaye. Na jaane kin galiyon mein kho gaye tum, Hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhoond aaye.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Aaj ka menu.. pyar ki roti care ki sabji Affection ka raita Faith ka salad Trust ka pulao & Love ki sweet dish only for special love u..
Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
I LIKE U UTNA, U LIKE ME JITNA, I LIKE U TAB SE, U LIKE ME JAB SE, I LIKE U TAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAANE KAB TAK, BUT I LIKE U MARTE DAM TAK.
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota