chand par kali

chand par kali
chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chhupao duniya se par akele me tumko apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi
  

Jan, 23 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1142 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aap se milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, raah me chod kar mat jana mere yaar.. Bin Aapke hum jee na payenge.. aap na honge to hum--- 'Ullu' kise banayenge mere yaar..
Mat kar mere dost apniwali se itni mohabat vo aankho se war karti hai,maine dekha hai unhi aankho me vo tujh se jyada mujhse pyar karti hai.
Vo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi Neend, Uski Meethi Aawaz Me Hi Raat Beet Jati Hai, Isliye YARO... Ye RISK Na UTHAO... KACHHUA Jalao MACHHAR Bhagao.
Zubaan pe naam late hain aankho se aansoo chalak jate hai.Kabhi hazaron sms kiya karte the,Aaj ek sms ke liye taras jate hai.
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.
Pehle Zindgi Cheen Li Mujhse,Ab wo Meri Maut Ka Bhi Faida Uthate Hai,Meri Kabr Par Phool Chadhane Ke Bahane wo Kisi Aurse Milne Jate Hai
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.
arj kiya hai.... Itne kamjor hue uski judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue uski judai se ki cheenti kheech ke le jati hai charpai se!!
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.