chand par kali

chand par kali
chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chhupao duniya se par akele me tumko apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi
  

Jan, 23 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1067 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib Phir kya..Ruk gai Hawa Gir gya Galib
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
HUMNE DEKHA HAI SHRE CHAHT MAIN, YEH TAMASHA AZEEB HAI PYAARE, LADKIYA, PHOOL, AUR PATHAR APNA APNA NASIB HAI PYARE.
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
Love ko life me must hona chahiye Students ko love me interest hona chahiye Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
Pad likh kar kya karna hai ,Akhir ek din Sabko marna hai,4 din khushi se ji le dost, kyuki agle janam me fir K.G. se Shuru karna hai.