Jo muje bhul

Jo muje bhul
Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1190 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai
Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE
Rab se duaa karte hai sabko khushiyon ka sansar mile. Jo mere msg ka reply na kare use GIRL FRIEND se BEHANO jaisa pyar mile.
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Bhul Se Agar Koi Bhul Hui Ho to , Bhul Samajh Ke Bhul Jana Areeeee Bhulana Sirf bhul Ko, Bhulkar Bhi Hame Na Bhul Jana.
Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tute, aur muh se khun aya hai, hospital pahunche to nurso ne farmaya hai, baharo ful barsao kisi ka mhbub pit k aya hai.
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
ummedo ki shama dil main mat jalana,is jahana se alag duniya mat basana, aaj mood hain to sms kar rahe hain, par intzar roz palke mat bichana.
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.