Kash sab log

Kash sab log
Kash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAI, jo sms nahi apna DIL bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAI, jo Hamara DIL rakhne ke liye bhi sms nahi bhejte…
  

Jan, 23 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1282 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Na Tu chhat per aati na mera tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti na mai kana hota
Kyun marte ho bewafa sanam k liye,2 Gaz zamin nahi milegi dafan k liye,Marna hai to maro dosti k liye,Hum apni chaddi bhi utaar denge tere kafan Ke liy
KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Laila ko majnu ka 'SMS' Nahi aaya,Laila Ne3 din khana Nahi khaya,Laila mar rahi thi,majnu ke pyaar mein, aur majnu Baitha tha'SMS' free Hone ke intezar mein.
Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya, Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya. Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai, Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.
Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte