Kash sab log

Kash sab log
Kash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAI, jo sms nahi apna DIL bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAI, jo Hamara DIL rakhne ke liye bhi sms nahi bhejte…
  

Jan, 23 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1247 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,Uske Chumban ko kiss kehte hai,Miss ko Kiss karna mushkil hai isliye,Kissmissh ke bhaav tez rehte hai.
Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain
Sote hue ko jagayeng hum Ap ki Nind churaynge hum Har waqt sms kr sataynge hum Ap ko ayega Ghusa! Lekin us Ghuse mehi yad to ayenge Hum!
arj kiya hai.... Itne kamjor hue uski judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue uski judai se ki cheenti kheech ke le jati hai charpai se!!
Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kardo, ye mohabbat mere naam kar do, subah ko milo saam kardo, aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kardo…
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…
Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!
Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye, Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.