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ThRee seConDs t0 say i LoVe yoU...`3 hours to explain it...`aNd a LiFeTiMe 2 prove iT.
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'
Love does nt have 2b a gr8 earth shattering experience, bt cn b as simple as mere togetherness, commitment & mutual understanding. Heed the 1rst 3 & the rest"ll come naturally."
I LOVE U" r 3 words,It take 3 sec.to read, 3 min.to think,3 hrs 2 understand,3 days 2 demonstrate,3 weeks 2 explain,& WHOLE LIFE 2 PROVE IT..
Easy ways to die- 1.Hav cigar daily-u'll die 10yrs early2.hav drinks daily-die 30yrs early.3.love anyone truely & die daily......
There R 3 kinds of luv:Luv takes a few days a get over.Big luv takes a few months.& Great love well it changes ur life.
3 Things in Life once gone will never come back TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY. 3 Things in Life should never be Lost HOPE, LOVE & Come on, how can u 4get ME
Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?DukandaR 7 rupaye.Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.
Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'
A sardarji had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing. After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home. Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. Sardarji was puzzled? He asked his wife that why did she slap him. Her reply was, 'Ig you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.