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Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.
Kalu kalu’ ‘k bapu’ ‘zardo khayo’ ‘na bapu’ ‘jhoot bole’ ‘na bapu’ ‘mundo khol’ ‘aa thu aa thu
Kaamal ko Nakhro thoro..Gajab ko Tharo style he..SMS karvaka Lakhan koni..Aur hath me Pakdio Mobile he!
Tharo sms jab aave hai, to maro rom rom machal jave hai, ang ang me gud gudi hove hai, o tharo kasur nahi, kambakhat Mobile hi Vibrater par hove hai...
Thirsty crow poem in marwadi - once upon a cagla,sitting on dagla,he was very pyasa,he saw a matka,some bhata patka,little water gatka and fir wapas bhatka...--
1 MARWADI PREMI URA PREMIKA NE BOLYO: "KAI THARI CHAL H, KAI THARI LILA" "KAI THRI CHAL H, KAI THRI LILA" "ME THRO TIS MAR KHA AN TU MHRI SHEELA."
************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************
Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye
Santa visits doc n says:Dr.saab, jithe jithe ungli rakho othe othe dard honda hai. Dr.x-ray'ed his whole body & found, his FINGER was FRACTURED....
Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..
santa goes to Police st.& said ke koi mujko phone par dhamkata hai.Police:Kon?Sardar:B.S.N.L.wale,bolte hai bill na diya to Kaat dalenge.
According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.