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Love has its

Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches you until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong

Teacher to Santa:

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

Teacher 2 santa:

Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....

History teacher asked

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

Teacher gave to

Teacher gave to translate hindi to english " khushi ke maare uski chaati phool gai " Santa translated"Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast"

TEACHER : you call

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

Teacher: What should

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

How do you recognize

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Teacher: I want you

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

The Teacher asked

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Teacher: "I killed

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

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