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Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!
Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye,Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye,Dil Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye,Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!
Happy Vishu! Wish you a happy and prosperous year with love, peace, hope and joy for the year ahead.
* I hope this Vishu will bring cheer, prosperity and peace in your life. Let us pray that we gain enough strength to accept the highs and lows of life with equanimity.
Another Vishu here, Let us banish our worries and mistakes and start afresh. Happy Vishu
Let this Vishu give you the strength to do all that you dreamed to do during last year but didn’t dare to do.
Vishu Ashamsagal. Let this New Year herald new optimism, zeal and cheer.
Vishu stands for new and fresh – Life is always new and fresh – Let us strive to make all days Vishu.