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Banta: Bhai jaldi

Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he

Pathologist:Ye urine

Pathologist:Ye urine sample nai,Apple juice hai!Santa's wife:Ek phone kar loon?Dr:Why?Wife:Santaji ko batana hai k urine botle unke tiffin me chali gayi hai

just imagine u r

just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination

1 sardar running

1 sardar running with his cycle. Person:Y r u running with cycle, u can sit & ride d cycle Sardar-Arey bahut jaldi me hu baitne ki bi fursat nahi hai..

Do Sardar chess

Do Sardar chess khel rahe the.1st: Ab bas hua. Hum khel bandh karte hai2nd: Thik hai,waise bhi tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai

1boy wen2 SARDARS

1boy wen2 SARDARS SALOON sardar-kaun sa style banavu Boy"TERE NAAM" styleaftr haircut boy got angry & said,ye kya kiya Srdr-sory mein INTERVAL k baad deki thi

Santa : May I come in

Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!

Ek Raat, ek Chor

Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai?Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Why was SANTA

Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa Translation:1

Santa Translation:1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also 3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four.

Judge: This is 3rd

Judge: This is 3rd time u are coming to court. Dont U feel shame? Sardar:"u are coming daily, dont u feel shame?

Sardar K Beta

Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..

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