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Kyarek koi no samay nathi hoto Kyarek koi pase samay nathi hoto Sthiti badha ni ek sarkhi hoy 6ePan,kyarek samvad mate sanjog nathi hoto.

Sugand dosti ni prem thi ochi nathi hoti Prem thi zindgi khatam nathi thati Sath hoy zindgi ma jo tamaroTo zindgi swrag o6i nati hoti.

Sabandho nathi badlaata SANJOGO badlaay chhe. Bhid vachche jyaare SNEHI JAN ni khot vartaay chhe AAPNA sabandh ni kimmat tyare samjaay chhe

Zindgi Ni Yaado Takdir Bani Jay 6eEj Yaado Pag Ni Zanzeer Bani Jay 6eDil Ma Hoe Pan Hoth Sudhi N Ave Ej Vat Aansu Ni Tasvir bani jay 6e

Phul amne gamta nathi kanto Par mamta nathi Gamya che amne parvtoje koi ne namta nathibiji gami che tamari dostik jene todvani te parvato mae hi ashko se har pal dhotey gae.

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte

Kuni Kunacha Nasto Sathi,Dehachi Anti Hote Maati,Apanach Aplya JIVNACHE Sobti,Havit Kashala Hi KHOTI NATI.

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."