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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

What greater thing is thr for two human souls tat 2feel tat they r joind..to strengthen each othr..to b at one wth eachothr in silent unspeakable memories.

Hansi bhi mili aur khushi bhi mili, Socha bahut khusnaseeb hai hum. Magar jab apne pyare dost ko 1 muskurahat nahi de sake tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum...

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!

Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!

Chaha to bhout tha ki aapni palko se tumhare dil par aapna naam lik du par aaisa kaha kar paya main jab bhi aapni chanchal palko se tumhara naam likna chaha aashuo ki nami se sab dhundla sa gaya tumne bataya nahi maine jana nahi fir bhi jane kyun aaisa lagta hai ki tumhare dil par sayad mera naam lika hai.

Love is like a storm .It is calm and soothing.It is natural and essential.It is powerful and fullfilling and nothing can stand in it"s way... "

Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel…

AUR KUCH NAHI BAS ITNI SI FARMAYISH HAI. EK SAAF SUTHRI SI DOSTI KI KHWAAISH HAI. MAAF KAR DIJIYEGA AGAR YE HUMARI BHUL HAI. AHSAAN AAPKA HOGA JO HUMARI DOSTI KABUL HAI.

Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me…