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rishtey banane ke liye bas ek PAL chahiye,par unhe nibhane ke liye DIL chahiye,khelta to sagar bhi hai lehro se,par unhe thamne ke liye bhi to SAHIL chahiye.
Rishte nibhana hame b sikha do zara,is dil k kone me hme b bitha do zara,hum aapko yad h ya nhi,1 sms krke ye bata do zara.
Zindgi Leti hai itne mod ke,Jis mod pe tum khade the, hum ruk na paye,Socha vapas laut chale,per fir se wo rishte jud na paye.
Rishte kaanch k bane hote hai,Tutne par chubhte hai.Hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe,Kyoki ye tutne me Pal aur Judne me barso Lete hain.
santa to banta… why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR… santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ?Banta Replies: Yaar Duur Ka Rishtedaar Tha Bechaara . .
Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie
Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
HUM AGAR APKO SMS NAHI KAR PATE TO AISA NAHI HAI KI AP HUME YAD NAHI ATE MANA KI SAB RISHTE NIBHAYE NAHI JATE PAR JO BAS JATE HAI DIL MAIN BULAYE NAHI JATE
YADE HOTI HAI SATANE K LIYE KOI ROOTHATA PHIR MANANE K LIYE RISHTE BANANA KOI MUSKIL TO NAHI BAS JAN TAK CHALI JATI HAI,USE NIBHANE K LIYE.