A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench

Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE

Dont Rush in 2 falling in luv 4 luv nevr runs out Even if sombody asks uy r u single jus tell them God is busy writing D best luv story 4 me.

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life " 1 Heart 2 Feel the Love & 1 Brain 2 Understand It ... Otherwise We'll Have Broken Hearts & Confused Minds

SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.

Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.