Put your hand

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Jan, 14 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 1006 views General

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MASTi lyf me

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Easiest way to die.

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Which FISH can

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LOVE MEANS L LAKE

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NOBODY like U,

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Dance like no one"s

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There is no Good or

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I look at the stars

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Kis kiski mehfil

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The trouble with

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Hi Sweetheart, Doing

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