Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

A famouz quote written at Tokyo buz stand:" Only buz stopz here,not time.So dont wazte your time,keep movin with your dutiez &work,Coz time never waitz"

The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?

In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

If u hav any problm,bindaas tell me i'll help u, If u don't hav any problms,bindaas tel me,i'll create sum4u! After al,"dost hote kis liye

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER

Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…

MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.