How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

SoMe Day..u'll 4get me..My NaMe..My VoiCe..Who I am..&who I am 2 u..&If that ever happens.,MAA KASAM Khoon_kharaba ho jayega..!

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..

Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Ja SMS ja,mere sweet yaar ke pass ja,Dheere se jaana,shor mat machana,Busy ho to kuch mat kehna,free ho to :good evening: kehna...