Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!