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Sir:Tom,wot wud
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     2264 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A sardar on an i
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Driver:is der no
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Q. What do men
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Wife was teaching
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“Me sick, no
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Customer: Waiter,
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Why do u take
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A police recruit was
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Teacher : If u have
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