T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!

Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later

MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!