Lady sitting on

Lady sitting on
Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
  

Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     855 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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