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Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
  

Jan, 17 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     5970 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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