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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
  

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Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"