Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
  

Jan, 17 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     1017 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"