when u kiss an

when u kiss an
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
  

Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1019 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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