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LAST NIGHT SHE
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
  
Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     1230 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you want to
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He said... Do
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Men who have
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Mr. Verma got the
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A father asks peon
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Lady sitting on
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DAD TO SON: When
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Lady1:"What do
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I asked my wife,
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