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Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1182 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A boy saw a
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Sir:G.Washington
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What is D diff.
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Height of technical
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Teacher:I wish
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What is the height of mixed
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Lady2Doc:let
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Tcher: 3 grls are
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Husband says"When
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