Q: If a Devil catches

Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1099 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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