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Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1190 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife was teaching
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Why do bosses
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I bought my wife
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Q. What do men
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Q:There is always
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Dad : Son, what
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Gal: Do u have
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Two friends, who
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Judge to accused:
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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