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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
  
Jan, 17 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     853 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Height of technical
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TEACHER : Winnie
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Can I go to
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Two men were
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