Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  

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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....