Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  

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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
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Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.