There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad