Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

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Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

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