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What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
  
Jan, 17 2012     65 chars (1 sms)     1059 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Why are
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College Joke of the
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A new Boy joins
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Husband: Today is
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Hus: Do you know
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FATHEHow r ur
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Boss: Drive slow.
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