What did one magnet

What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
  

Jan, 17 2012     65 chars (1 sms)     1442 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.