What did one magnet

What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
  

Jan, 17 2012     65 chars (1 sms)     1370 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
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