What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

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Sir:Can ppl

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D bos came

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Hello My son

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Husband: Today is

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A boy goes to

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Man calls mental

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

I asked my wife,

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Teacher:2rrow thr

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Wife: u know,

Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven

Kid: 'Mom who

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Sam to Ram:Did

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