What did one magnet

What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
  

Jan, 17 2012     65 chars (1 sms)     935 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home