What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

teachewat is the

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Lady:Is this my

Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

He said... Do

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Teache"Where is

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

Sam to Ram:Did

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

Man Conducting Marketing

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

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