Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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