Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     858 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away