Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     929 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens