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Two friends, who
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
  
Jan, 17 2012     188 chars (2 sms)     1129 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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