What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  

Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1288 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.