What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Jan, 17 2012 80 chars (1 sms) 1202 views Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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