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What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  
Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1090 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Height of technical
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da cocktail party
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Commerce professor
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Q: If a Devil catches
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After a lengthy quarrel,
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Judge to accused:
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A lady gave an
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