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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
  
Jan, 17 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     978 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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