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Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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Man: Whisper those

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Tcher: How Old

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Thief : quickly hand

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Santa's wife dies.

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2 sardar soldiers

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Customer: Waiter,

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teachewat is the

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Man: God, how

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give

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Husband 1: Why

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Sir:Can ppl

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Man1: I do not

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