Technical question:

Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1023 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"