Technical question:

Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1172 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A new Boy joins class_ He finds two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...? Boy replies No. We are neighbour
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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything