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Jan, 17 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     994 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
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A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes