D bos came

D bos came
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     773 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home